patchowner demo video

Transcript

Every word spoken in the video, in 13 parts, each with the time it starts. Taken from the captions file.

0:08 Patchowner routes security notices to the person who can act on them. Here is the inventory for a made-up bakery: sixteen machines, most with a named owner.

0:19 One command replays the last ninety days of a public list of exploited flaws. A hundred and four advisories; twenty-five notices go out, and two are set aside.

0:32 There is also a web page. Pick the same file, choose how far back to look, and run the replay in the browser.

0:41 Each notice says how urgent it is, who gets it, and why, with buttons to acknowledge, assign or mark it fixed.

0:50 When a match is a guess, the notice is marked Watch. It says what it would be if the match is confirmed.

0:58 The Tickets button saves the open notices as a CSV file, one row per notice, for your own ticket tool. It sends nothing.

1:08 Keyboard users now get a visible focus ring, and the tabs are real tabs: the arrow keys move between them.

1:18 The Health tab shows what needs attention: eight of eleven checks pass.

1:24 The footer links a privacy page that states what leaves your machine and to whom. That is the page's own claim; we have not traced it in this video.

1:37 This is version 0.1.0, at the Beta stage. Our own audit gave it 83 out of 100.

1:45 The scorecard was last checked on 2026-11-01. The newer items shown here each have a test in the repository, but the score does not count them yet.

1:56 Not done yet. There is no installer or package release, so running it needs uv. Colour contrast has not been checked. How relevant the notices are has not been measured.

2:18 The voice you just heard is AI-generated, using ElevenLabs. This walkthrough was recorded on the eighth of November, twenty twenty-six.